I’m. Mrs. Gloop, the crazy overbearing German mother of an obese and adorable son names Augustus!! I am so excited. She has lines and a song and a dance and oh my God what have I gotten myself into?? My stage kid doesn’t even help with the song because he’s too busy stuffing his gob throughout the entire song! Ack! Did I mention there is a high G? I’ll get right on that!! There is so much stage direction.